Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Randomize
