It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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