I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
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I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
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Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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