At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Your penis caused this!
i out mim tonsoeep
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