Me. At least after what I've been through.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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