I'll bet she douches with gravy.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
my liver is dry heaving
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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