but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
Randomize