We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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