Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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