i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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