My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I wish I could punch you in the face.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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