I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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