A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
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Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
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The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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