Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
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No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
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So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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