ugly people sure do ruin things
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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