Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
We don't watch enough power rangers
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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