so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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