I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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