i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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