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Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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