Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
Randomize
