At least make sure they are 18
Why
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
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new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
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I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
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