you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
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I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
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IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
we're so committed to being not committed
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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