I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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