Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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