This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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