East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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