And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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