Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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