My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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