Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
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