his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
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She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
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I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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