College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
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I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
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Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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