i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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