At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
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Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
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We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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