Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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