just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
it's like iHOP with fire
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
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My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
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I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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