how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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