i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
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sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
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We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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