hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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