please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
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