Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
false alarm. still invincible.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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