if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
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Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
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The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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