Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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