So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Your penis caused this!
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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