Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
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