I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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