even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
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