it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
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It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
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Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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