Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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