I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
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