let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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