Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
Randomize
