hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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