I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
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It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
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Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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