I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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