I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
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had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
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If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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