I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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