Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
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I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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